Your Questions About Dog Training

selling a true story worldwide?

I have written a true story about two blind people who I am proud to say were my parents. The story starts in Northamptonshire, United Kingdom and begins in the late forties. Laura has left a boarding school for the blind well educated but lonely. Little is expected of her. Father is strict . Mother protective. She meets and falls in love with a young man who has recently lost his sight. His family in Coventry love him and so wish to take care of him. He has other ideas. He leaves home and is determined to lead an independent life. He settles in London. Finds digs with a land-lady and begins work as a telephonist.

Shortly after he meets Laura on a telephonist training course at a seaside town and fall in love. Neither his or her family approve of their relationship or of their later plans to marry. Laura elopes from Northamptonshire and they marry, with neither set of family present, at a Registry Office in London.

They find a newly built council house in Swindon Close, Harold Hill Romford Essex and everything seems set well for them both. Their family grows and contentment reigns. James works as a telephonist in Chelmsford whilst Laura remains at home to rear their children. Normal happy family experiences follow over the next eight years. Seaside trips to Southend. Visits to family follow.
Then the unthinkable follows. James dies suddenly aged thirty six.

She returns to her parents town in Northamptonshire taking her three children with her. In a state of loss and depression she forms a friendship with another blind man after communicating with him as a penfriend. He is sixteen years older than her. He is cruel and controlling. A Alcholic who drags them all into a world of fear, loss and judgment whilst the swinging sixties move on. He beats his guide dog on a daily basis and they lose heating as well as any self respect and so the battles continue

Some jokes for ya’ll ?

A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in in London during the early days of post-WWII, only to discover he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog curled up on one of the seats. A large, well dressed woman sat in the seat next to the dog. The man hovered near the seat, hoping the woman would take the hint, but she pointedly ignored him.

“Excuse me, Ma’am,” the soldier finally spoke, “Is this your dog? Would you mind holding it on your lap so that I may sit down?”

The woman raised her icy gaze to the young man and said in a haughty British accent, “oh! You Americans. You are so rude.
Fluffy is in that seat, and i see no reason why she should give up her comfort for you.”

The exhausted soldier nodded, picked up the small dog … leaned over … opened the window of the moving train and tossed the dog out. The woman gaped and spluttered in horrified indignation, and the man sitting across from her lowered his newspaper.

“You Americans”, he said, “You drive on the wrong side of the road … you eat with the wrong fork … and you just threw the wrong bitch out the window.”

…………………………………..

A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door.

Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, “Is that for sale?”

“Of course not!” she snapped angrily, blushing furiously.

Unchanged, he replied quietly, “Then, I suggest you quit advertising it.”
…………………………..

read this one out loud:
Learn chinese in 5 minutes
Dildo – Fun Toi
Ex-wife – Fa Kin Sau
Where´s the restroom? – Ai Pe Nau
I absolutely agree! – No Daut
Jesus Child – Ho Li Boi
Dogshit under my shoe – Stin Kin Puh
Stop teasing me! – Tat Nut Fun
Annoying kid – Hit Tat Boi
Cough up some dough! – Pei Nau
Go for a ride for free – Hit Hai King
I think our friend is homo – He Gai
Your price is too high – Ai No Bai Dam Ting
That was an unauthorized execution – Lin Ching
You are not very bright – Yu So Dum
I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi
Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao
They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum
Hey, I think we have a serious problem here! – Sum Ting Wong
Having an early orgasm – Kum Tu Suun
Saying the same thing several times – Ri Pi Ting
Are You horny? – Yu Har Dik
You´re just so stupid – Fak Ju
I just get drunk so easy – On Li Tu
Oh, You´ve been smoking as well? – Ju Tu Hai
I´ve got something in my eye – Aut Mai Ai
You explained that before, but finally I understand – Ai See Nau
Listen baby, isn´t that a pretty and romantic sky tonight? – Mun So Brait
Let´s get outta here and that fast as hell! – Fa Kin Run
Oh, just look at that Ferrari! – Big Boi Toi
I´m just so horny – Ma Dik Big
As I said before, Microsoft sucks! – Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
I told You that´s he´s extremely ticklish! – Jum Pin Hai
Hey buddy, I know it´s winter, but not THAT cold to pee outdoor – Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
Ok listen, this got to look like an accident – Hit Mai Ai
He’s cleaning his automobile – He Wa Shing Ka
This is a tow away zone – No Pah King
Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan
It’s very dark in here – Wai So Dim
Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting
I thought you were on a diet? – Wai Yu Mun Ching
Your body odor is so offensive – Yu Stin Ki Pu
I didn´t know that You knew the lyrics to The Macarena – Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
I got this for free – Ai No Pei
Phew, this bathroom stink! – Hu Flung Dung
Are you harboring a fugitive? – Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me as soon as possible – Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man – Dum Fuk
I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift – Chin Tu Fat
Our meeting is scheduled for next week! – Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight – Lei Ying Lo
Great – Fa Kin Su Pah
star if funny?

which is a good book?

Adventure
Finney, Jack — Time and again
Illustrator Si Morley steps out of his twentieth-century New York apartment one
night–right into the winter of 1882.
Grisham, John. — The firm
A Harvard law graduate finds that the tax firm he’s employed by is not what it
seems when the FBI approaches him to become an informant.
Grisham, John. — The partner
Patrick Lanigan, a young law partner who faked his death and fled the country
with millions of dollars stolen from his law firm, is found in Brazil after a four-year
chase, but investigators are about to learn that the hunt is really just beginning.
Grisham, John. — The street lawyer
Young lawyer Michael Brock’s investigation into the motives of a homeless
gunman who was killed by police leads him to the discovery of a dirty little secret
that changes the course of his life and career.
London, Jack, 1876-1916 — The call of the wild and selected stories
Collection of stories about life and survival in the Pacific Northwest of America
and Canada, examining the law of the club and the fang, man’s instinctive reversal
to primitive behavior when pitted against the brute force of nature.
Marsden, John, 1950 — Tomorrow, when the war began
Seven Australian teenagers return from a camping trip in the bush to discover that
their country has been invaded and they must hide to stay alive.
Biography
—– — Children of Israel, children of Palestine : our own true stories
A collection of autobiographical stories in which thirty-six men, women, boys, and
girls, including Israeli Jews and Palestinians, discuss what it is like to grow up in
the midst of war.
Compiled by the CCHS Library Staff – June 2004
Allende, Isabel — Paula
The autobiography of Isabel Allende written for her daughter, Paula, who has
slipped into a coma.
Ashe, Arthur — Days of grace : a memoir
Tennis champion, Arthur Ashe, tells of his life, career, and battles with heart
disease and AIDS.
Burch, Jennings Michael — They cage the animals at night
A personal account of the author’s experiences living in New York City
orphanages and foster homes from 1949 until his reunion with his friend and
guardian three years later.
Carter, Forrest — The education of Little Tree
An autobiographical account of Carter’s life with his Eastern Cherokee Hill
country grandparents.
Chambers, Veronica — Mama’s girl
Memoir of the author’s life growing up as an overachiever in an underpriviledged
family, chronicling the blessed relationship she forged with her mother after her
father deserted the family.
Cook, Ann Mariah — Running north : a Yukon adventure
Ann Cook discusses the experiences she had while she and her husband trained a
dog sled team to run the Yukon Quest in Alaska.
Corbett, Sara — Venus to the hoop : a gold-medal year in women’s basketball
Profiles the twelve female athletes and coach of the 1996 United States Women’s
National Basketball Team and discusses their personal journeys, and their journey
as a team, to win gold medals at the 1996 Olympics.
Denenberg, Barry — An American hero : the true story of Charles A. Lindbergh
Biography of Charles A. Lindbergh, following his life and career from his famous
transatlantic flight from New York to Paris, through his decline in popularity for
his anti-war sentiments, and to his re-emergence as an American hero in his later
years.
Dominick, Andie — Needles
Andie Dominick discusses how her life changed after she was diagnosed with
diabetes.
Compiled by the CCHS Library Staff – June 2004
Gunther, John, 1901-1970 — Death be not proud : a memoir
A biography of the author’s son, who died at seventeen after a fourteen-month
illness caused by a brain tumor.
Krakauer, Jon — Into thin air : a personal account of the Mount Everest disaster
The author relates his experience of climbing Mount Everest during its deadliest
season and examines what it is about the mountain that makes people willingly
subject themselves to such risk, hardship, and expense.
Paulsen, Gary — Winterdance : the fine madness of running the Iditarod
The author’s account of his most ambitious quest, to know a world beyond his
knowing, to train for and run the Iditarod.
Salzman, Mark — Iron & silk
An American describes his experiences after his arrival in Hunan Province in 1982
to teach English, including his wushu training and life in post-Mao China.
Salzman, Mark — Lost in place : growing up absurd in suburbia
Memoir of author, Mark Salzman, who tried, with often humorous results, to rise
above the everyday normalcy of his childhood.
Coping with Adversity
Agee, James — A death in the family
The story of a family for the first few days after the accidental death of the
35-year-old husband and father.
Banks, Russell — Rule of the bone : a novel
The story of a troubled fourteen-year-old boy who, upon leaving an abusive
homelife, lives on the edge of society, struggling to f

Labrador puppy owners/breeders advice please?

My friends are planning to purchase 2 Labrador puppies (same age but not same litter) and I think it’s a really bad idea. Am I worrying unnecessarily or should I continue to try to talk them out of it?

My friends live in a garden flat in North London and both work full-time in central London 1/2hr away. They intend to leave the puppies in the garden (with food, water, toys and shelter) while they’re at work, and either come home at lunchtimes for a short time or hire a dog walker for an hour a day. But for most of the time the puppies will be unsupervised.

As they grow older (bigger) the idea is that the dogs will also sleep in the garden.

Of course, when my friends are home, they will play with, care for and try to train the puppies. Their intentions are good. But neither has any experience of big dogs let alone 2 and I think they’re soon going to end up with 2 seriously screwed-up dogs in need of re-homing.

Am I right to be concerned, or worrying about nothing?

Thanks

Am I going about this the right way? Anything else I should be doing?

Evening all,

Currently, I’m working towards adding to my resume. As long as I’m able to do what I love, I grab whatever opportunity comes my way (and have been doing so for some time) from a part in a film directed my media friends, to school plays, or theatre group productions, etc. although my ambition is to be a screen actress, I do truly love performing in any setting.

I truly love and enjoy acting, so for my parts not only to improve my skills and experience but to also add to my resume (and hopefully helps with it’s strength so to speak) is an added bonus.

Of course my head is not in the clouds and I know that the chances of ever fulfilling my lifelong ambition and dream are slim – but I am in this for the right reasons – to be able to put my love and soul into acting – I don’t care for fame or appearing in magazines everyday. I know a career in this business isn’t glamorous… no matter what people seem to think. My heart is in the right place, and someone once told me to never EVER give up on something you can’t go a day without thinking about, and if It means I die trying at least I can say, I TRIED. You never know when your at the right place at the right time. I don’t plan on not doing anything about this passion and then looking back in 20 years time, wondering why I didn’t even try.

You don’t get to do what you love by sitting and waiting, great things happen to those who WORK HARD to make things happen. And I’m prepared to continue to work hard, to never give up.

I want to be able to give the very best that I can give, and this is done by getting out there and acting. Experience is the best teacher. I’m always on the look out for the opportunity to grow my skills. I also train so hopefully one day I will be able to reach my full potential.

I’m 18 in a few months and I’m applying for Uni, and I’m not looking for an agent at this moment. I work – so I’ll be able to pay for the expenses of travelling to auditions etc – and luckily live 30minutes from London and will be living in London soon. But I have always had to share this passion with my education and it has always been important to me to continue with my further education – I have a great passion for the English Language and social sciences.

I sing and dance also – and take lessons to train my skills. I will like to start participating in a few ‘stunt work’ workshops and do have a couple of hobbies that, hypothetically speaking, could come in handy – horse riding, skydiving and sled dog ‘mushing’ : )

QUESTION : Am I going about this the right way? Anything else I’m missing or should be doing?

Have a good day all.